Score: 1

"A prime example of why..."

submission: Holy Diver

date: November 9, 2009

... not everything created needs to be shown off.

This offers nothing in the way of creativity, humour, or artistry in the slightest. The same effect could be achieved in a .jpeg, honestly. On that note, for something so simple, it's quite resource heavy. My PC has made less noise playing full flash games.

Score: 10

"Brilliant"

submission: McCain's Sexy Outrage

date: February 18, 2009

It takes a good balance of music, animation, and comedy to pull off a successful Animutation, and I think this hit the nail on the head. Bravo.

Also, song name is "Heaven's Drive" by l'arc~en~ciel for those interested.

Score: 8

"Boot to the Head"

submission: Bush Shoe Sniper

date: December 20, 2008

The genre may be done already... but the audio made it a winner. Nice~

Score: 9

"Cute and entertaining."

submission: Pathfinder

date: September 26, 2008

Now this is a flash game done right. Simple yet cute graphics, simple yet addictive, hectic gameplay, and an overall pleasing-to-the-eyes presentation.

Keep this up!

Score: 0

"I can't recommend this."

submission: Foofa Race

date: September 26, 2008

Unbalanced weaponry, slippery controls, and annoying sounds really kept me from liking this game. Sadly, the weaponry, controls, and presentation are what make a game a game, and this fails on all counts.

I'd love to give this game a fair shot, I would, but I honestly can't stomach it. I'm masochistic when it comes to gaming, but this is too much.

Score: 3

"Shallow racing."

submission: Micro Racers 2

date: September 25, 2008

For what it is, it's mildly entertaining, however the gameplay feels shallow, and the AI of your fellow drivers is both exploitable and mindless. The game definitely needs some balance.

Score: 10

"Random yet Hilarious"

submission: JojoVill Episode 4

date: July 12, 2008

As always, the random references make me cackle like a maniac. This series must not end!

Also, I FOUND THE EASTER EGG!!!

Score: 1

"Terrible"

submission: PT Racer 3

date: June 6, 2008

Terrible controls, terrible sound, terrible take into underground racing...

I can't recommend this.

Score: 4

"Glaring Flaws"

submission: Foxy On The Road

date: June 6, 2008

For learning purposes, it's honestly not too bad. As a full blown game, however, it has glaring flaws.

The first obstacle is unavoidable. Adding to that, it seemed like I hit obstacles when I was clearly outside of their range. Collision detection could definitely use an improvement.

Score: 8

"A fun drive."

submission: 3D Rally Racing

date: June 6, 2008

While the tracks offer nothing truly exciting, and the gameplay feels a little slow, for a flash game, and for a racer, it's surprisingly fun. The final course gave me a bit of a challenge too, which was unexpected, but very welcome.